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  • #76
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    • #77
      Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post
      The first persuasive reason to watch a soccer game.
      I need to meet some of these attractive women who like to take their shirt off while working on their 3rd beer and don't remember much about what happens afterwards.

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      • #78
        One of the houses on Bryant Dr yesterday had a sheet hanging off the balcony that said "Tits out for the Tide". I hung around for a bit, but no takers.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by 2Stater
          One of the houses on Bryant Dr yesterday had a sheet hanging off the balcony that said "Tits out for the Tide". I hung around for a bit, but no takers.
          Did you notice how many more people were walking around with beers in their hands?

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          • #80
            Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post

            Did you notice how many more people were walking around with beers in their hands?

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            Just me. Did pass a house where they were giving a dude a keg stand.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post

              Did you notice how many more people were walking around with beers in their hands?

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              Should probably at least pour it in a cup or have a koozie on it. I doubt the cops want to take time to fuck with you, but don't throw it in their faces either.

              I've been drinking less lately and feel better. I didn't have a drop this past week. Now I just need to start exercising, and I'd imagine some weight will fall off.

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              • #82
                ..
                "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                Nick Saban 9/10/2016

                “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
                Nick Saban 05/29/2018

                “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
                Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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                • #83
                  This guy really did say "Phuket"
                  Steve Cho, a 27-year-old from New York, was subdued after he was seen wandering nude through the airport, screaming incoherently, and throwing his feces.
                  "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                  Nick Saban 9/10/2016

                  “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
                  Nick Saban 05/29/2018

                  “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
                  Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

                    I need to meet some of these attractive women who like to take their shirt off while working on their 3rd beer and don't remember much about what happens afterwards.
                    I wouldn't. It'll all come back to them when you announce your candidacy.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Sid Youngleman View Post

                      I wouldn't. It'll all come back to them when you announce your candidacy.
                      "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                      Nick Saban 9/10/2016

                      “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
                      Nick Saban 05/29/2018

                      “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
                      Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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                      • #86
                        https://www.theguardian.com/environm...t-david-slater

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                        • #87
                          https://www.thenational.ae/world/gcc...x-use-1.698068

                          In pursuit of the perfect pout, a dozen camels have been disqualified from a camel beauty pageant in Saudi Arabia for receiving Botox injections.

                          What distinguishes a beautiful camel is not just its height, shape and the placement of its hump. A full, droopy lip and large features are essential to achieving camel celebrity-status in the multi-million dollar industry of camel pageantry.

                          “They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips and even the jaw,” said Ali Al Mazrouei, 31, a regular attendee at Gulf festivals and son of a top Emirati breeder. “It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose’.”

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                            So, they're graduating from goats?

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                              "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                              Nick Saban 9/10/2016

                              “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
                              Nick Saban 05/29/2018

                              “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
                              Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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                              • #90
                                If Lance Armstrong hears about camel-doping, he'll buy one and start training for the Tour de Yemen.

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