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  • Woolly's Life Rules

    This is a thread for all the rules of life that should apply to our society. I know you've got some, and this is the place to put them.

    1. All meat served on a bone should be served hot. (Steaks, porkchops, ribs, etc.)
    2. If you live in Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Kentucky, Michigan, or Ohio (basically anything north of Huntsville/Athens), then you must use Hwys 231, 331 or 431 to travel to/from all Gulf Coast beaches. Stay off our interstate, yankees.
    3. All police officers assigned to traffic control (speeding, red lights, etc.) must allow motorist "fair chase" rules. They've got be out in the open, clearly visible, and give motorists warnings as to when & where they will be stationed. If "fair chase" is required of deer hunters, duck hunters, etc., then the same rules should apply to cops.
    "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
    Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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    This

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    • #3
      Addendum to #2: and they can't come west of Destin.

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    • #4
      Originally posted by 2Stater View Post
      Addendum to #2: and they can't come west of Destin.
      What about 24/7 alcohol sales at every exit, and rest areas.

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      • #5
        And a tit-tah bar every 75 miles.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post

          What about 24/7 alcohol sales at every exit, and rest areas.
          ....complete with drive-throughs by topless servers.

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          • #7
            Jail time for website admin who won't tell us how to post gifs.

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            • #8
              Once a month be allowed to open hand slap one person without consequence.

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              • #9
                I don't understand the rules of this thread

                Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Biff View Post
                  I don't understand the rules of this thread

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                  List things that you think should be rules but aren't.

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                  • #11
                    #6 Folk's that speak with a "vocal fry" should be subsequently eviscerated.
                    Particularly this douche bag that sits behind me all day....
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1zGQ4iUApo
                    For those that don't know what it is...I apologize ahead of time.
                     

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by stan View Post
                      once a month be allowed to open hand slap one person without consequence.

                      omg yaaaaas

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by 2Stater View Post
                        Addendum to #2: and they can't come west of Destin.
                        Tried words have NEVER been spoken. I'm a advocate of drawbridges and strategically-placed checkpoints. Especially at the Mobile/Baldwin county line.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post
                          This is a thread for all the rules of life that should apply to our society. I know you've got some, and this is the place to put them.

                          1. All meat served on a bone should be served hot. (Steaks, porkchops, ribs, etc.)
                          I like cold fried chicken.

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by Eddyline View Post

                            Tried words have NEVER been spoken. I'm a advocate of drawbridges and strategically-placed checkpoints. Especially at the Mobile/Baldwin county line.
                            and a moat around the city of b'ham
                            "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                            Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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