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  • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
    I don't think I've ever met a realtor that I could trust
    Me feels your record will go unbroken.

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    • Something is going on with my pooping. From last Wed to Sat I was having explosive "splatter poops" I could make it to the toilet fine..but I kinda felt like I had gas but when I sat down it would fire out of me like a machine gun. I went three times a day for that period. Then yesterday, I felt better and didn't even poop at all. Same thing today. Feel fine, but have not pooped.

      Am I dying?

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      • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post
        Something is going on with my pooping. From last Wed to Sat I was having explosive "splatter poops" I could make it to the toilet fine..but I kinda felt like I had gas but when I sat down it would fire out of me like a machine gun. I went three times a day for that period. Then yesterday, I felt better and didn't even poop at all. Same thing today. Feel fine, but have not pooped.

        Am I dying?
        If you've had no meaningful changes in your diet over this time, I would agree that you're dying.

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        • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post
          Something is going on with my pooping. From last Wed to Sat I was having explosive "splatter poops" I could make it to the toilet fine..but I kinda felt like I had gas but when I sat down it would fire out of me like a machine gun. I went three times a day for that period. Then yesterday, I felt better and didn't even poop at all. Same thing today. Feel fine, but have not pooped.

          Am I dying?
          You have a packing problem.

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          • Which could lead to death.

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            • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post
              Something is going on with my pooping. From last Wed to Sat I was having explosive "splatter poops" I could make it to the toilet fine..but I kinda felt like I had gas but when I sat down it would fire out of me like a machine gun. I went three times a day for that period. Then yesterday, I felt better and didn't even poop at all. Same thing today. Feel fine, but have not pooped.

              Am I dying?
              Too much exercise and ass play

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              • Originally posted by Stan View Post
                and ass play
                There are confirmed reports that those balls on a string could cause that.

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                • Taco Bell now serves chicken nuggets

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                    • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                      Taco Bell now serves chicken nuggets

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                      Really?

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                      • Originally posted by It Takes Eleven View Post

                        If you've had no meaningful changes in your diet over this time, I would agree that you're dying.
                        I have had no diet changes. I have had some very significant added stress though.

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                        • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post

                          I have had no diet changes. I have had some very significant added stress though.
                          Did your MIL move in too?

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                          • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post

                            I have had no diet changes. I have had some very significant added stress though.
                            Too many parked cars on your jogging route?

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                            • Originally posted by Stan View Post

                              Did your MIL move in too?
                              I don't know if I could take it. Just having her here for 4 days was bad enough.

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                              • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                                Taco Bell now serves chicken nuggets

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                                Aren't they chicken chips, though?
                                "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                                Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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