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  • #61
    In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory.

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    • #62
      There is a garbage swirl in the Pacific Ocean the size of Texas.

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      • #63
        The delegates who attended the Constitutional Convention spent much of their time getting drunk. One surviving document is a bill for a party on September 15th, 1787, two days before the signing of the Constitution. Items on the bill were: 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of Claret, 8 bottles of whiskey, 8 bottles of cider, 12 bottles of beer, and 7 bowls of alcoholic punch. All of this for 55 people.

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        • #64
          Russia and Japan still haven't signed a peace treaty ending ww2

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          • #65
            Google was originally called back rub

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            • #66
              96% of the us population live with 20 miles of a Walmart

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              • #67
                It is illegal to hunt whales in Utah

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by T&B View Post
                  A TI-83 calculator has six times more processing power than the computer that landed Apollo 11 on the moon.
                  I believe in the HP-12C.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Stan View Post
                    It is illegal to hunt whales in Utah
                    Mexicans would never have sex if they lived in Utah.

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                    • #70
                      Prisoners on death row in Japan, have no set execution date. They wake each day not knowing if it's THE day.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

                        Mexicans would never have sex if they lived in Utah.
                        They don't like bedsheets?

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Stan View Post

                          They don't like bedsheets?
                          Have you ever had a case of the bedsheets? It's no fun, let me tell ya

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Stan View Post

                            They don't like bedsheets?
                            You know what a brick and a fat white woman have in common?
                            They've both been laid by a Mexican

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post
                              Prisoners on death row in Japan, have no set execution date. They wake each day not knowing if it's THE day.
                              So do we all.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Sid Youngleman View Post

                                So do we all.
                                The only difference is, they get to pick their last meal.

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