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  • Hanni either did not make an impression on Sweet'tater or he scared her off. Would like a Stater update.

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    • And as for Biff, hope the locals hid their llamas.

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      • Dis nigga heads to Peru today

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        • Originally posted by Biff View Post
          Dis nigga heads to Peru today

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          What are the concealed carry laws in Peru?
          "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
          Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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          • Originally posted by quack quack bang

            What are the concealed carry laws in Peru?
            Dont ask, don't tell

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            • Originally posted by Biff View Post
              Dis nigga heads to Peru today

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              Good luck, man. Hope you have a safe trip.

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              • Don't feed the Llamas!

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                • There's an older, kinda hot lesbian going with us. She wants to work construction

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                  • I think every chick on this bus is wearing yoga pants


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                    • Are you going to the same town?

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                      • Yep.

                        Stay in Lima, work in Collique

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                        • Good luck in Peru, Biff.

                          Congrats on the girl, Rhino.

                          Yep, I'm alive and finally home. As Mrs 2 reported to Hanni, the surgery went well, but I had some complications along the way. Apparently, my kidneys did not approve of me having major surgery and started a rise in bad numbers of creatin, even though I had no problems peeing. They hung bag after bag of saline solution on me which made me pee even more, and threw my blood pressure all out of whack. Kidney numbers started coming down yesterday afternoon, so they sent me home.

                          I don't recommend going through this surgery if you don't have to. They pump you full of air, and then give you something to relax your bowels for 3 days. BAD combination. I was in so much pain, I literally wanted to die. I couldn't fart at all until later in the 3rd day. It was better than sex. The drugs were pretty good too, even though they never totally got rid of the pain.

                          Anyway, no more pain except where the incisions are, and I'm pretty mobile. Glad it's over with, and thanks for the well wishes (except for you guys that lost money betting I had gone to the great beyond). Is it football season yet?

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                          • Originally posted by 2Stater View Post
                            Anyway, no more pain except where the incisions are, and I'm pretty mobile. Glad it's over with, and thanks for the well wishes (except for you guys that lost money betting I had gone to the great beyond). Is it football season yet?
                            Good to have you back. Any experience that enhances your appreciation for farts is worth enduring.

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                            • Originally posted by Sid Youngleman View Post

                              Good to have you back. Any experience that enhances your appreciation for farts is worth enduring.
                              LOL!!! I never wanted to fart more in my life! I had a room full of people when I was able to let the first one out. I didn't hold back, just let her rip. I received a standing ovation.

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                              • Having breakfast with Al Bag Daddy



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