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    "If you want it because it floats, flies or fucks, just rent it."

  • #2
    Be a smart feller not a fart smeller

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    • #3
      Don't piss in the wind

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      • #4
        Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

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        • #5
          I was really told this before by a guy at work: never trust a woman. They aren't human. What else can bleed for a week and not die?

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            • #7
              Forgive.

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              • #8
                you better be tough if you're gonna be stupid
                "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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                • #9
                  One knockin down is worth two tellins
                  "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                  Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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                  • #10
                    Only bet what you're willing to lose
                    "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                    Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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                    • #11
                      Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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                      • #12
                        If you eat sardines while you're out coon hunting, save the can to show your wife when you get home.

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                        • #13
                          Life is like a box of chocolates. Eat too much your gonna get diarrhea.

                          Sent from my SM-G550T1 using Tapatalk

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 2Stater View Post
                            Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
                            BBBbbbbbwwwaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • #15
                              For the girls; Never date a guy with 6 pack abs. No one develops 6 pack abs just to date only one girl.

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