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  • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
    The weather channel Nate coverage has been terrible. They are trying so hard to make it seem worse than it really is.

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    It's what they do. The worst of it was over a long time ago.

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    • Originally posted by 2Stater

      Popcorn fart Nate is fixing to wet you.
      I took the ferns down

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      • Did the MIL keep the house in shape while you were out of town, or did she go with you?

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        • Originally posted by It Takes Eleven
          Did the MIL keep the house in shape while you were out of town, or did she go with you?
          She stayed and kept the dog fed. House looked a bit cleaner.

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          • Originally posted by Biff
            She stayed and kept the dog fed. House looked a bit cleaner.

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            Not functional enough to keep the kids?

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            • Exactly right

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              • I f'in hate this lady. I really do. I don't hold grudges, I've never actually hated anyone before her. I've tried and tried to change, but I cannot tolerate her.

                My daughter just told her, "You should be a traveler lady, because you never stay at your own house"

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                • Here's an example that just happened.

                  I made fried egg sandwiches for dinner tonight. Of course her ass is here so I made enough for her. I fix mine and my wife's, and said I'm not fixing hers.
                  MIL fixes her own. We start eating.


                  MIL: "What did you put in the eggs?"

                  Me: "Salt, pepper, and cheese"

                  MIL: "No, there's something else in it, something kinda tangy."

                  Me: (staring at her with disgust) "SALT, PEPPER, CHEESE"

                  MIL: "Hmmm, I don't know......"

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                  • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                    Here's an example that just happened.

                    I made fried egg sandwiches for dinner tonight. Of course her ass is here so I made enough for her. I fix mine and my wife's, and said I'm not fixing hers.
                    MIL fixes her own. We start eating.


                    MIL: "What did you put in the eggs?"

                    Me: "Salt, pepper, and cheese"

                    MIL: "No, there's something else in it, something kinda tangy."

                    Me: (staring at her with disgust) "SALT, PEPPER, CHEESE"

                    MIL: "Hmmm, I don't know......"

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                    Why were you being difficult? Just tell the lady what you really put in the eggs.

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                    • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD


                      Why were you being difficult? Just tell the lady what you really put in the eggs.
                      Rat poison

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                      • I finally had to have the "you're fat" talk with the wife tonight.

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                        • What kind of cheese?

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                          • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                            I finally had to have the "you're fat" talk with the wife tonight.

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                            That's so insensitive of her to call you out like that.
                            "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                            Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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                            • https://m.facebook.com/starr.sherrod...59563611860089

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                              • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                                I finally had to have the "you're fat" talk with the wife tonight.

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