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  • #16
    Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post


    Is it possible to run with an erection?



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    Not if it lasts longer than 4 hours.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Stan
      Emergency appendectomy. Also came close to losing the sight in my left eye because of an ulcer. Ulcer was caused by leaving contacts in 24/7. Dr told me that I was lucky and that was a wake up call. I got lasik as soon as I could.
      I've had extended wear contacts for 35 years. Had a corneal ulcer at 21. Thankfully, the technology has kept pace with my laziness.



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      • #18
        Gored in the upper thigh and tossed by a cow at age 6 on my grandfather's farm. (That is, I was 6; I don't know how old the cow was.) If what the doctor said was accurate, the leather cowboy chaps I was wearing may have made it possible for my children to be here. The scar's still quite visible.

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        • #19
          I wear my contacts almost all the time as well. My vision is so poor, I really can't function with glasses. My field of usable vision is awful in glasses. Depth perception is terrible and I get distortion anywhere outside dead center field of vision.

          I've been told that retina tears are likely in my future before age 50.

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          • #20
            I've been fortunate never to have any major medical issues. While it isn't major, I managed to rip the toenail of my big toe by hitting it with the front door. I don't care how insignificant it was that damn thing will make you drop eff bombs repeatedly at loud volumes in front of your mother and not give two shits about it.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post
              I've been fortunate never to have any major medical issues. While it isn't major, I managed to rip the toenail of my big toe by hitting it with the front door. I don't care how insignificant it was that damn thing will make you drop eff bombs repeatedly at loud volumes in front of your mother and not give two shits about it.
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              • #22
                There is a bunch I would rather have happen to me than ripping off toenails. That gives me chills

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                • #23
                  We all know mine. No secret there


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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Down4ttown View Post
                    We all know mine. No secret there


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                    You shortened your quality of life by having another kid? (I really do remember your scare)

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                    • #25
                      Not sure if you're counting trauma or just illnesses...I got caught in a flashover while fighting a structure fire. Th whole fucking room turned orange. Felt like i had a mask full of yellow jackets.I wound up with 2cnd and 3rd degree burns to my arm, 1st degree to my face and scalp. I lost the hair on the right side of my head, 1/2 my mustache, and one eyebrow. I'll post the whole story some day.

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                      • #26
                        Dang, you must have an angel Reuben.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post
                          Dang, you must have an angel Reuben.

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                          Yes, not the only close call I've had...but probably the closest that also resulted in injury. And Im sure we've all seen the meme / bumper sticker / tee-shirt... "I'm Pretty Sure My Guardian Angel Drinks."

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