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  • Originally posted by Biff View Post
    This woman will just start talking about shit out of the blue. Ramble on endlessly.

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    When Rhino comes to stay, they should entertain the heck out of each other.
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    • Originally posted by Biff View Post
      I just had to open a can for the MIL. Hand held opener. She didn't know how to do it.

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      I thought sardines had a key on the can
      "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
      Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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      • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

        When Rhino comes to stay, they should entertain the heck out of each other.
        I'm LOLing at this a second time.

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        • Originally posted by Biff View Post
          This woman will just start talking about shit out of the blue. Ramble on endlessly.

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          Is she an insurance salesman?

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          • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

            I'm LOLing at this a second time.
            I know, I bellowed a big one, out loud.

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            • Got my taxes done over the weekend, bitches. That's always a major undertaking for me with the wife having a home office and my other itemized deductions. Gettin' back a total of $24 shy of 2K.

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              • A guy at work is eating an MRE for lunch

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                • Originally posted by Stan View Post
                  A guy at work is eating an MRE for lunch
                  Poor bastids wife may not know how to cook. You should share you PB&J sammich.

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                  • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post

                    Poor bastids wife may not know how to cook. You should share you PB&J sammich.
                    I'll have you know, I'm daintily eating my turkey salad with lite dressing

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                    • Originally posted by Stan View Post

                      I'll have you know, I'm daintily eating my turkey salad with lite dressing
                      Reminds me of a story. When Miller Lite went back to the old school cans that just have Lite written on them, guy I know came into work telling me he had found this new beer that was cheap and wasn't half bad. Said it just has Lite written on the can. Nothing else. Said it must've been a store brand or something.

                      I never did correct the guy. I hope he's still living in blissful ignorance.
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                      • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

                        Reminds me of a story. When Miller Lite went back to the old school cans that just have Lite written on them, guy I know came into work telling me he had found this new beer that was cheap and wasn't half bad. Said it just has Lite written on the can. Nothing else. Said it must've been a store brand or something.

                        I never did correct the guy. I hope he's still living in blissful ignorance.
                        I enjoy a miller light every now and then

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                        • Originally posted by Stan View Post

                          I enjoy a miller light every now and then
                          Of the domestic, light, and cold varieties, I would say it's my favorite.
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                          • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post
                            Got my taxes done over the weekend, bitches. That's always a major undertaking for me with the wife having a home office and my other itemized deductions. Gettin' back a total of $24 shy of 2K.
                            What is ths "Gettin' back" you speak of?

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                            • Originally posted by 2Stater View Post

                              What is ths "Gettin' back" you speak of?
                              For reals.
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                              • Im sure Uncle Sam is much better with your money than you would be.

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