Unprovoked Thoughts Thread

[Barney Stinson]

No...and we don't give out free toasters with new checking accounts anymore either.

Meh toast is overrated anyway.

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

No...and we don't give out free toasters with new checking accounts anymore either.

Sounds like errbody's treatin' errbody like crap at the bank these banks.

[BillBrosky]

Meh toast is overrated anyway.

You don't melba toast?

[Stan]

Wife is mad at me bc my son went to school with a class shirt that was too small (field trip day). I swear she told me to make sure he wears it, not make sure he doesn't. I think she told me wrong last night, not that it matters. Who reminds someone NOT to do something. I don't pick out his GD clothes

[Stan]

Oh well, she has good reason to be mad now. Text bombing the bird fingers 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Barney Stinson]

You don't melba toast?

I don't even French toast unless there's nothing else.

[Barney Stinson]

Oh well, she has good reason to be mad now. Text bombing the bird fingers 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Maybe Rhino could pick you up on the way to Biff's.

[Stan]

Maybe Rhino could pick you up on the way to Biff's.

[BillBrosky]

Bring your sombreros down here and I'll put y'all to work spreadin' thirty bags-o-mulch mañana, then will partake in some Corona.
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[Hannibal Lecter MD]

Oh well, she has good reason to be mad now. Text bombing the bird fingers 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Is this like flirting for y'all?

[Stan]

Is this like flirting for y'all?

It's more like steam escaping from a volcano. One day it will erupt

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

It's more like steam escaping from a volcano. One day it will erupt

Hope she doesn't know the combo to the gun cabinet.

[quack quack bang]

Oh well, she has good reason to be mad now. Text bombing the bird fingers 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Not....getting.....laid.....ever.....again.....

[Stan]

Not....getting.....laid.....ever.....again.....

Good chance that never was happening again anyway.

[Hannibal Lecter MD]

I guess you'll all following the WNBA draft live this evening...