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  • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post

    Be sure to give her a big hug, kiss on the cheek, and reach around grab ass. Pics?
    Take a greyhound, add a Dee Snyder wig, some silicone-inflated fun bags that are disproportionate, and a dose of holier-than-thouness and you'll have the mental image.
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    • Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post


      This old girl has probably got some good stories to tell
      I wonder if anyone has ever stuck their dick in a stoma?

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      • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

        I wonder if anyone has ever stuck their dick in a stoma?
        Good point, and you would avoid the gag reflux from swallowing.

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        • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post

          Good point, and you would avoid the gag reflux from swallowing.

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          • This guy wants the ostomy
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            • You SOB's are gross

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              • Balls, it’s going to be 94 in Dallas this week. Is that normal for this time of year?


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                • Originally posted by It Takes Eleven View Post
                  Balls, it’s going to be 94 in Dallas this week. Is that normal for this time of year?


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                  No, and the only thing I know to tell you is that since I've lived here I've never seen the weather consistent. Half of our Christmases are cold as balls and the other half are shorts weather.

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                  • Originally posted by Big Balls

                    No, and the only thing I know to tell you is that since I've lived here I've never seen the weather consistent. Half of our Christmases are cold as balls and the other half are shorts weather.
                    Well, you should come downtown and let me buy you a beer to keep you cool. I’ve only met Biff so far, so my expectations of normalcy are pretty low.


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                    • https://goo.gl/images/5nEbPd

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                      • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

                        Take a greyhound, add a Dee Snyder wig, some silicone-inflated fun bags that are disproportionate, and a dose of holier-than-thouness and you'll have the mental image.
                        Well now I want to see the tits...

                        And it sounds like she goes to the same salon as SLO's ex.

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                        • Balls says we need more food talk. My lunch with the cauliflower rice hidden in for filler

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                          • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                            Balls says we need more food talk. My lunch with the cauliflower rice hidden in for filler

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                            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                              Balls says we need more food talk. My lunch with the cauliflower rice hidden in for filler

                              This is ALMOST what we are having for supper. No cauli-rice filler though. Shrimp in garlic/olive oil for meat. Olives, corn, avocado, pico, spinach, onion, yada, yada

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                              • Originally posted by It Takes Eleven View Post

                                Well, you should come downtown and let me buy you a beer to keep you cool. I’ve only met Biff so far, so my expectations of normalcy are pretty low.


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                                Dallas? I try my best not to venture that far off if at all possible.

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