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  • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron

    I bet your house is a LOT bigger than mine
    It's not that big.

    *that's what she said

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    • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
      It's not that big.

      *that's what she said

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      lol
      My house is 1775 sq feet finished. The rest is garage. It's a split-level, so it isn't legitimately "2 story"

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      • Originally posted by Biff View Post
        Sorry Barney

        Ya know, nurses aren't attractive the way you want them to be. I haven't seen a hot nurse in many years.

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        Nurses tend to be a promiscuous bunch though.

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        • Originally posted by Biff View Post
          2 story house, 2 units running all the time, set at 71.

          Last power bill was $145ish

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          Damn...that's pretty amazing. Has to be good insulation and full shade.

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          • My wife is from up north and her relatives have more than one power provider option. It's crazy how much cheaper power is when the power company has competition.

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            • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
              My wife is from up north and her relatives have more than one power provider option. It's crazy how much cheaper power is when the power company has competition.

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              Your wife is from Huntsville?
              "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
              Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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              • My house is single story, 2400 sq ft and power bill ranges from $200-300 most months. I am all electric so I don't get the huge seasonal swings.
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                • You niggas need to tint your windows and put on a light colored roof. Then buy a 14 seer unit

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                  • I'm sitting across from a hot pregnant chicks with beautiful boobs.

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                    • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

                      Nurses tend to be a promiscuous bunch though.
                      That's because they can get free samples for all their STDs.
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                      • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                        You niggas need to tint your windows and put on a light colored roof. Then buy a 14 seer unit

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                        This ain't some 80s Caddy we are trying to screw up some the suspension on.
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                        • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                          I'm sitting across from a hot pregnant chicks with beautiful boobs.

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                          • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

                            Nurses tend to be a promiscuous bunch though.
                            I presume you're familiar with "kiss it and make it well."

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                            • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

                              This ain't some 80s Caddy we are trying to screw up some the suspension on.

                              You know Biff - Fro's before Bro's

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                              • Seems like a lot of jail time for the crime.

                                http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/2...pree-sentenced

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