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  • I can't figure out what happened to Stan's phone.

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    • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post
      Why don't they call and have the password reset to something simple, like 'Lickalotofpuss'?
      Too easy. That's either a dinosaur or a character on Sesame Street.

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      • Originally posted by Stan
        Found out tonight that I'm going off night shift on Thursday. I wish it would've happened after the 4th of July. You get 2 nights off for that instead of just 1 day.
        You can plug the two phones together. Or use mobile data.

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        • Eating under 1500 calories a day and walking 4 days/week and this damn scale won't move.

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          • Originally posted by 2Stater View Post

            Hahaha!!!! She'd run to mommy if she saw mine.

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            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
              Eating under 1500 calories a day and walking 4 days/week and this damn scale won't move.
              Keep on keeping on. When it starts to go, it will plunge if you stick to the regimen.

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              • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                The part about the sperm count is a lie. All I had to do was hang my pants on the bedpost and whammo, Mrs 2 was preggers.

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                • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

                  Probably switch you back to night shift the next week.
                  No joke, I go back on nights July 8th

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                  • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                    I can't figure out what happened to Stan's phone.

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                    We were at the lake and I walked in the water with it in my pocket. Funny thing is, I left it in the truck so I wouldn’t do that. Backed the trailer up to get the boat out, and out of habit I put it in my pocket

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                    • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                      Eating under 1500 calories a day and walking 4 days/week and this damn scale won't move.
                      Keep it up and weigh once a month

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                      • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                        You can plug the two phones together. Or use mobile data.

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                        It still wouldn’t restore, so I set it up as a new phone. Still have my contacts but lost my apps, don’t really care about that

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                        • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD
                          Eating under 1500 calories a day and walking 4 days/week and this damn scale won't move.
                          Like a big Boston butt, you've stalled out

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                          • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                            Like a big Boston butt, you've stalled out

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                            SLO's weight loss wouldn't stall.
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                            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                              Eating under 1500 calories a day and walking 4 days/week and this damn scale won't move.
                              Get some Victoza. The quack doctor at the weight loss clinic swears by it.

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                              • Originally posted by Biff
                                Like a big Boston butt, you've stalled out

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                                This ain't at 150 though. What's the Texas Crutch equivalent for weight loss?

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