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  • We were told that the baby "fell on a toy".

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    • I would never hit a woman but I would let the wife beat the hell out of her.
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      • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
        Then when you get on the plane it's damn near impossible to keep up your drinking pace. I always have to order 2 at a time when I'm on the plane.

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        I dont think you're supposed to be double fisting in the cock pit.

        Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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        • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
          They always get you with the drink specials at the airport bar. 16oz beer - $7.50. 28oz beer - $8.50.

          Me waiting on a noon flight: "Let me get a jack on the rocks"
          Bartender: "Would you like to make it a double for a dollar more?"
          Me: "It's too early"
          Bartender: "Too early for a double?"
          Me: "No, too early for stupid questions. Of course I'll have another shot for $1."

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          That is frickin' awesome

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          • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
            We were told that the baby "fell on a toy".
            Dang, that video was hard to watch. I know it wasn't on purpose, but I would address the lie. If you don't overreact, she will be honest with you

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            • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

              Dang, that video was hard to watch. I know it wasn't on purpose, but I would address the lie. If you don't overreact, she will be honest with you
              She fessed up to it after I asked her. I think she was too scared of my wife to say anything. The girl is only 10, so Im going to let her parents handle the punishment.

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              • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

                I dont think you're supposed to be double fisting in the cock pit.

                Not that there's anything wrong with that.
                I gotta relax a little.

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                • Damn, you can't get away with shit at rhino's. I'd hate to babysit for that SOB

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                  • Do you still pay a babysitter if they drop your kid?

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                    • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                      Damn, you can't get away with shit at rhino's. I'd hate to babysit for that SOB

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                      Hah. Thats the only room we have a camera in. The girl that dropped her was just visiting.

                      We have one babysitter that lives in the neighborhood. She was babysitting for us one Friday night and her dad came to check on her. The camera caught her boyfriend sneaking out the back door while her dad walked into the front door.

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                      • I wasn’t expecting that on the video. Damn I bet your wife was ready to kill. Has she seen that?

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                        • Originally posted by Stan View Post
                          I wasn’t expecting that on the video. Damn I bet your wife was ready to kill. Has she seen that?
                          Yea. She was pretty damn mad about it. Shes calmed down now though.

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                          • Is the baby ok, Rhino?

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                            • Originally posted by 2Stater
                              Is the baby ok, Rhino?
                              Dunno. I've been too busy to check on her.


                              j/k. She's a little banged up but doing fine.

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                              • My wife text me this.

                                "I put corner guards on that cabinet. Shouldnt need them bc shes not supposed to fly thru the air"

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