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  • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post

    Got her wedding rings resized, diamonds replaced and refinished to look like new.
    Thats nice, Balls.

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    • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post

      Thats nice, Balls.
      How is it nice to remind her of a horrible mistake?

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      • Originally posted by Stan View Post
        Well, that’s what she got herself for Christmas.
        That's sweet of you, Stan.

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        • I'm informing two of my nephews, who are set to graduate college next year, that this will be the last Christmas cash from Uncle Hanni.

          Merry effin' Christmas.

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          • Originally posted by Stan View Post

            How is it nice to remind her of a horrible mistake?
            She asked for it. Easiest Christmas ever.

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            • Getting mine the usual

              Not a damn thing!

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              • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                Getting mine the usual

                Not a damn thing!
                Given up on the ol' "happy wife, happy life" adage?

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                • Why do baseball managers dress like the players? No other sport does that.

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                  • I'm giving my wife my dick in a box... bow and everything. Doesn't require a very big box

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                    • Originally posted by Big Balls View Post
                      Why do baseball managers dress like the players? No other sport does that.
                      They lazy

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                      • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post
                        I'm giving my wife my dick in a box... bow and everything. Doesn't require a very big box
                        Maybe Balls will let you reuse his ring box.

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                        • I bet Iv gotten 20 spam calls about health insurance in the last couple of days.

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                          • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                            I bet Iv gotten 20 spam calls about health insurance in the last couple of days.
                            The messicans are unionizing.

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                            • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                              I bet Iv gotten 20 spam calls about health insurance in the last couple of days.
                              I about cussed out some woman who called my office phone last week. She was very insistent that she needed to speak with some guy, and I told her it wasn't his number.

                              She said, "This is Marshall Space Flight Center, right?"

                              "Well, yes."

                              "Well, transfer me to him, please."

                              "I don't know the guy."

                              "But you can't transfer me to him?"

                              "I have no idea who you're talking about."

                              "Well, transfer me to your engineering department lead then."

                              "What? May I ask what this is regarding?"

                              "Yes, I'm from <insert some magazine title>, a free publication for the technology industry, and I need to speak with..."

                              "Seriously, lady?"

                              <click>

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                              • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                                What are you getting your wife's for Christmas?

                                Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
                                A lake house.

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