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  • TTech hanging with TCU, dealing with a backup QB.

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    • Originally posted by Barney Stinson

      Maybe he just wants to feel weightlessness.
      On the moon I'd weigh what I did when I was 4.

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      • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
        On the moon I'd weigh what I did when I was 4.
        The real issue with our weight is gravity. It's a bitch.
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        • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

          The real issue with our weight is gravity. It's a bitch.
          Do they make astronaut suits in 3X?

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          • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
            Duracell bunny?

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            Buying your wife vibrator batteries, I see

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            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

              Do they make astronaut suits in 3X?
              The bigger issue for me would be finding a helmet that fit.
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              • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

                Buying your wife vibrator batteries, I see
                Normally I would say that the batteries would need to be D’s after having a kid, but with rhino’s luck, that thing probably tightened up after the baby.

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                • Originally posted by Stan View Post

                  Normally I would say that the batteries would need to be D’s after having a kid, but with rhino’s luck, that thing probably tightened up after the baby.
                  Mine would need a 12 volt "Die Hard".

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                  • Originally posted by 2Stater View Post

                    Mine would need a 12 volt "Die Hard".
                    Too painful for me to laugh - I totally understand

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                    • It takes tide pods too long to dissolve

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                      • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                        It takes tide pods too long to dissolve
                        Biff don't. There are so many better ways to go out.

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                        • Originally posted by Stan

                          Normally I would say that the batteries would need to be D’s after having a kid, but with rhino’s luck, that thing probably tightened up after the baby.
                          Wasn't it Nate that always said his wife's was still like a suction cup after 3 kids? Fucker.

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                          • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                            Wasn't it Nate that always said his wife's was still like a suction cup after 3 kids? Fucker.
                            He has the SLO of wives.

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                            • No telling how many kids nate has now.

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                              • Too many to post I guess. Or he just hates you guys

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