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  • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

    I've seen mules used to protect livestock. But behind my house is a sheep farm and the guy protects his sheep with Llamas. Not kidding. It's a strange thing to look out my back window and see a llama's head over my 6 ft privacy fence watching me drink coffee
    "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
    Nick Saban 9/10/2016

    “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
    Nick Saban 05/29/2018

    “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
    Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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    • Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post

      So you are telling me it is a perv in a llama suit?!?!

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      • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

        So you are telling me it is a perv in a llama suit?!?!
        I'm just saying I would probably wear a robe while drinking coffee on the back porch from now on..........
        "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
        Nick Saban 9/10/2016

        “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
        Nick Saban 05/29/2018

        “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
        Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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        • Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post

          I'm just saying I would probably wear a robe while drinking coffee on the back porch from now on..........
          If I was nekkid, it would laugh

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          • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

            If I was nekkid, it would laugh
            Did you just call your wife a llama?
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            • I just don’t understand why Stan continues to add problems to his life.

              I no longer feel bad for Stan. He’s a glutton for punishment.

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              • Originally posted by Biff View Post
                I just don’t understand why Stan continues to add problems to his life.

                I no longer feel bad for Stan. He’s a glutton for punishment.
                Honestly I don’t do much with the animals. My son does all the feeding

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                • Originally posted by Barney Stinson View Post

                  Did you just call your wife a llama?
                  She's as bushy and gassy as one

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                  • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post

                    She's as bushy and gassy as one
                    Biter and spitter?

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                    • Yall know that sound you make when you fart buck naked sitting in an empty bath tub?

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                      • Biff, I think that about a lot of people. Basically anyone who has more than 2 kids. Especially the ones that let all their kids do 27 sports/organized activities a year.

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                        • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                          Biff, I think that about a lot of people. Basically anyone who has more than 2 kids. Especially the ones that let all their kids do 27 sports/organized activities a year.
                          Saw a lady waiting in line for pictures with Santa this year that had three girls under the age of what looked like 5 or 6. Her husband shows up behind here with three more newborn girls. Appeared the guy was trying for a boy with the fourth kid and had triplet girls. There was a part of me that was horrified at the thought of having 6 kids period, much less 6 girls. However, he could've just not tried for that 4th kid and his life would've been much easier.
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                          • Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post
                            Yall know that sound you make when you fart buck naked sitting in an empty bath tub?
                            Did you just make that sound?

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                            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD
                              Biff, I think that about a lot of people. Basically anyone who has more than 2 kids. Especially the ones that let all their kids do 27 sports/organized activities a year.
                              You looking at me?

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                              • Originally posted by Biff View Post

                                You looking at me?
                                Settle down, Travis Bickle.

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