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  • His girlfriend told him he needed practice. The cat is like, WTF bro???
    Last edited by Pinche Cabron; 11-09-2018, 04:31 AM.

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    • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post
      His girlfriend told him he needed practice. The cat is like, WTF bro???
      He needs more practice. He's not even doing it in the right place.

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      • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron
        I've got about a half an inch of snow on my deck #yankeeproblems
        Where do you live?

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        • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
          Where do you live?

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          St. Louis - ended up with 2 inches (but didn't stick to the roads)

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          • Originally posted by 2Stater View Post

            ^^^This. But she will never die. She'll just nasty away.
            Truth be known, she's probably halfway thru the embalming process. They just finish the job and perch her in her seat.

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            • I may have had a couple beer-a-sodas on the side of too many last night. It was a gatorade morning.

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              • Originally posted by BillBrosky View Post

                Truth be known, she's probably halfway thru the embalming process. They just finish the job and perch her in her seat.
                They need to run a stick up her ass. She keeps slumping over like she's asleep.

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                • Originally posted by 2Stater

                  They need to run a stick up her ass. She keeps slumping over like she's asleep.
                  She does have a Stephen Hawking look to her.

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                  • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post
                    She does have a Stephen Hawking look to her.
                    Damn

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                    • My wife has been drunk since 5ish. Can I take advantage of her since she's my wife or is there something going on with morals in this situation?

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                      • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                        My wife has been drunk since 5ish. Can I take advantage of her since she's my wife or is there something going on with morals in this situation?

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                        I think unconscious is still a no no

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                        • Never mind you are probably done by now

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                          • Originally posted by Stan

                            I think unconscious is still a no no
                            She's still kicking. And a little annoying at this point.

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                            • I always hated drunk sex with my wife. Always terrible.

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                              • What is this sex with your wives stuff y'all are talking about? Is that like unicorns?
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