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  • I have turned the table. Now I am too drunk

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    • Sleep tight Rhino. I suggest staying in your recliner.
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      • Me and the wife have a wild one planned for tonight. The youngest kid is badly constipated, regular softeners haven’t worked, so she gave him a suppository. Waiting on a three year to shit isn’t how I pictured my Saturday nights to go when I was a younger man.

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        • Originally posted by Stan View Post
          Me and the wife have a wild one planned for tonight. The youngest kid is badly constipated, regular softeners haven’t worked, so she gave him a suppository. Waiting on a three year to shit isn’t how I pictured my Saturday nights to go when I was a younger man.
          Put him in the bathtub... and fleet him. It works

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          • He finally pooped. That thing was round and bigger than a golf ball. He was getting bloated, which is a bad sign.

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            • https://streamable.com/syafl

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              • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                https://streamable.com/syafl

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                That poor guy needs some help.
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                • "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                  Nick Saban 9/10/2016

                  “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
                  Nick Saban 05/29/2018

                  “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
                  Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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                  • Altie trying to reinvent himself on the rant https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-foo...rude/80141211/

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                    • Since my Mom lets my oldest sister who doesn't have a real job dictate all of our family holiday plans, I will be working tomorrow for comp time. I'm already bah humbug. The first jackass I hear playing Christmas music at work I'm going to punch in the face.

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                      • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron
                        Altie trying to reinvent himself on the rant https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-foo...rude/80141211/
                        Not sure how anyone gets caught up in his tired routine.

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                        • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post
                          Altie trying to reinvent himself on the rant https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-foo...rude/80141211/
                          It's not reinventing yourself if you don't change anything but your name.
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                          • How can Stacy Abrams have volunteers calling, and going door to door looking for votes? Am I missing something? What is this bullshit? How can you look for votes, days after an election?

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                            • Originally posted by Stan
                              How can Stacy Abrams have volunteers calling, and going door to door looking for votes? Am I missing something? What is this bullshit? How can you look for votes, days after an election?
                              I can tell that you are upset, Stan. Sounds like Mrs Abrams is too. Maybe y'all should meet up for breakfast and argue over whose glass is less full.

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                              • Originally posted by Stan
                                How can Stacy Abrams have volunteers calling, and going door to door looking for votes? Am I missing something? What is this bullshit? How can you look for votes, days after an election?
                                Easily done when she's not paying for any of it.

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