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  • Jimmy don't care

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    • I've never seen a paper straw. But then, I don't use sissy sticks.

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      • If you go to a seafood shop to eat vegan, you deserve to have them braise your tofu in shrimp stock.

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        • This guy on my Facebook that wants to be a comedian, tells just the worst jokes. I get so much 2nd hand embarrassment for him. “So, I applied at Walmart for a security guard, turns out they have me on video stealing. Oh well what can you do?” I want to say, you’re 50, get a damn job

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          • Originally posted by Stan View Post
            This guy on my Facebook that wants to be a comedian, tells just the worst jokes. I get so much 2nd hand embarrassment for him. “So, I applied at Walmart for a security guard, turns out they have me on video stealing. Oh well what can you do?” I want to say, you’re 50, get a damn job
            It's about as funny as Bill Engvall or Killer Beaz.

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            • Originally posted by Hannibal Lecter MD View Post

              It's about as funny as Bill Engvall or Killer Beaz.
              I watched killer beaz on a cruise ship last year, he was actually really funny. I was drunk tho

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              • Originally posted by RhinoGuy View Post
                Why is the black hole photo such a big deal?

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                • Originally posted by Stan View Post

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                  Sometimes, I love the Internet.

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                  • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron

                    When I was younger, after drinking a lot of beer, I could piss all the way across a country road without hitting the pavement - talk about a stream!
                    You a damn lie

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                    • Tacos are hard to eat while driving

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                      • Originally posted by Stan View Post

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                        This may be the funniest thing I've seen this year.

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                        • My wife is taking the kids to a baby shower or something at 5:00, and she is leaving at 3. I’m so excited. What should I do? A free afternoon and night? The air somehow smells fresher this morning.

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                          • Originally posted by Pinche Cabron View Post
                            When I was younger, after drinking a lot of beer, I could piss all the way across a country road without hitting the pavement - talk about a stream!
                            Story about Zebulon Vance (North Carolina Governor during the Civil War) when he was a member of the NC legislature:

                            VANCE: Mr. Speaker, Rep. __________ is proposing to spend $100,000 to build a bridge over a stream in his district. Well, I know that stream, and I could pee halfway across it.

                            SPEAKER: Mr. Vance, you're out of order!

                            VANCE: Yes, Mr. Speaker, and if I wasn't out of order I could pee all the way across it.

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                            • Originally posted by Sid Youngleman View Post

                              Story about Zebulon Vance (North Carolina Governor during the Civil War) when he was a member of the NC legislature:

                              VANCE: Mr. Speaker, Rep. __________ is proposing to spend $100,000 to build a bridge over a stream in his district. Well, I know that stream, and I could pee halfway across it.

                              SPEAKER: Mr. Vance, you're out of order!

                              VANCE: Yes, Mr. Speaker, and if I wasn't out of order I could pee all the way across it.

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                              • Stater gon be jealous

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