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  • #1

    Happy Birthday Biff!

    Faggot.
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  • #2
    Who?
    "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
    Nick Saban 9/10/2016

    “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
    Nick Saban 05/29/2018

    “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
    Nick Saban 06/13/2018

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    • #3
      Happy Birthday, Biffster!
      Reporter: "What's it like to Have a QB like Tua throwing to you?
      Smitty: "It's a blessin' "

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      • #4
        Happy birthday, Biff!

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        • #5
          Have a great day, Biff. Any pics of your suite mate?

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          • #6
            How old are you?

            Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

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            • #7
              Happy birthday. How did the discount massage go?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Stan View Post
                Happy birthday. How did the discount massage go?
                Was it a little off?

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                • #9
                  Thanks fags.

                  That was the weirdest massage I’ve ever had. I couldn’t understand a word she said to me.
                  She would randomly punch me in places. Got up on the table with me. Then started on on my head. Wore my damn ears out. And then would put both hands over each ear and press, creating a suction. Then would jerk hers hands away popping my ears.
                  And I kid you not, she spent 5 mins pulling my hair.

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                  • quack quack bang
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                    quack quack bang commented
                    02-09-2019, 11:27 PM
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                    If they are pulling your hair, you’re not doing it right....bet they are still laughing at the spa about how she got paid for doing nothing
                  • Pinche Cabron
                    #9.2
                    Pinche Cabron commented
                    02-11-2019, 06:56 AM
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                    she'd have to pull on my eyebrows or beard to have anything to work with
                • #10
                  Did it move?

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Stan
                    Did it move?
                    Nah. She did graze my ball one time.

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                    • Pinche Cabron
                      #11.1
                      Pinche Cabron commented
                      02-11-2019, 06:57 AM
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                      you should have gotten her to wax your nether region
                  • #12
                    Originally posted by Biff View Post
                    That was the weirdest massage I’ve ever had. I couldn’t understand a word she said to me. She would randomly punch me in places. Got up on the table with me. Then started on on my head. Wore my damn ears out. And then would put both hands over each ear and press, creating a suction. Then would jerk hers hands away popping my ears. And I kid you not, she spent 5 mins pulling my hair.
                    The distinction between a massage and a mugging may consist only in the fact that muggers don't give back your credit card. Happy Birthday.

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