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  • Meltdown week 2

    Somebody's slipping. This has been out a whole day and nobody posted it. SMH

    Notre Dame
    -I wonder what it's like to be a fan of an elite team.

    -My two favorite ways to relax are to play golf and watch Notre Dame football. I should probably just drip hot wax on my scrotum instead

    Ohio State
    -"Hey that running game thing is working real well let's just call a shit ton of passes"

    This team just got shut down by a Big 12 defense.

    -another shitty overhyped QB who does nothing when he gets the chance to play, perfect fit for us

    We score with -30 seconds left. Instead of running it for two, we climb aboard the Gus Bus and go for two. Stidham takes a sack. I drink myself into a coma. My wife is ashamed of me, I pee the bed. Deal with consequences tomorrow

    Should have bought a Quarterback instead of big screen

  • #2
    And Meltdown week 2, part deaux.


    • #3
      I love the random ones:

      my dad once put an avocado in my sandwich... didn’t like it, fact I hated it, a few years later everyone was putting avocados on everything. My dad was ahead of time. I bring this up cause right now the game is ugly.


      • #4
        I love this exchange:

        Two games in, we have a defense that isn’t very good. Raise your hand if you thought we’d just be ass kickers right out of the gate.

        Two games in your mom isn't very good either. What's your point?

        She’s been dead for years. This isn’t surprising.
        And this gem:

        Watching Nebraska back in its Heyday you would look up and be like wow it's already the fourth quarter. Now you look up and feel like you're living in North Korea and just waiting to be put out of your misery


        • #5
          Uglier than my prom date and trust me, my mom is ugly.


          • #6
            Originally posted by Stan View Post
            Uglier than my prom date and trust me, my mom is ugly.


            • #7
              Last Razorback form tackle occurred in 1989.
              "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
              Nick Saban 9/10/2016

              “I don’t know who is driving all this stuff, but to me it’s kind of like mouse manure when you’re up to your ears in elephant doo-doo,"
              Nick Saban 05/29/2018

              “You’re ruining the game with RPOs and illegal guys downfield. And you think it should be legal. You think it’s normal. Kiss my ass.”
              Nick Saban 06/13/2018