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  • Meltdown - Week 5 Edition

    Some quality melts in this week's edition:



    Ole Miss vs Alabama is like watching David & Goliath except David already got fired for calling Bathsheba from his university phone.


    Butch Jones picks the urinal next to yours in an empty bathroom.

    Butch Jones takes a knee when Rocky Top plays.


    Gary: "Just a nightmare of a day for Missouri"

    Brad: pause "...you mean Tennessee?"

    Gary: "Haha, yeah"


    The solution to all our problems is firing Ed Orgeron and naming Ed Orgeron the interim head coach
    The internet’s greatest gathering of butt-hurt outside of Twitter dot com.
    "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
    Nick Saban 9/10/2016

  • #2
    Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post
    Some quality melts in this week's edition:



    Ole Miss vs Alabama is like watching David & Goliath except David already got fired for calling Bathsheba from his university phone.


    Butch Jones picks the urinal next to yours in an empty bathroom.

    Butch Jones takes a knee when Rocky Top plays.


    Gary: "Just a nightmare of a day for Missouri"

    Brad: pause "...you mean Tennessee?"

    Gary: "Haha, yeah"


    The solution to all our problems is firing Ed Orgeron and naming Ed Orgeron the interim head coach

    Wrong board.

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    • #3
      "All this pain could’ve been avoided if Hugh Freeze’s wife had just put out."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Big Balls View Post


        Wrong board.
        Then move it, Balls in Face
        "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
        Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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        • #5
          "Me: starts getting hyped for comeback

          realizes I'm getting hyped for a POTENTIAL comeback vs TROY

          falls into a deep depression again"


          "Growing up I fondly remember my dad taking me to LSU games every time we got the chance. We’d hang out with his old college buddies playing cornhole, eating gumbo and they’d have some beers, you know the deal. It was such a special time with so many cherished memories with my father, especially when we’d win. The past few years I’ve been taking my son trying to create some of those memories for him. Today is one of those days I know he’ll remember forever, because I’m sure it’s impossible to forget watching your dad get shitfaced screaming at the tailgate, then seeing your team lose their homecoming game to Troy, then watching your drunkass dad trip and knock the pot of gumbo all over himself, then piss his pants in front of God and everybody. I don’t think I can go back to that tailgate anymore."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by quack quack bang View Post

            Then move it, Balls in Face
            Would if I could, but this place is "run" (term used loosely) by a dictator.

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            • #7
              The one about the father and son is excellent

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              • #8
                When i told my girlfriend that Kliff could possibly be fired this season she said "I have an opening he could fill".

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                • #9
                  I wanna injun name.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post
                    I wanna injun name.
                    Keeper of Pipe

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bamaholic View Post
                      I wanna injun name.
                      Chief Smoke Signals
                      "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                      Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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                      • #12
                        I'm afraid what Indian name you faggots will give me

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                        • #13
                          I prefer Chief Papacoochie.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Stan View Post
                            I'm afraid what Indian name you faggots will give me

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Stan View Post
                              I'm afraid what Indian name you faggots will give me
                              Your Indian name would be Scout Shoulda-Snipped
                              "There were no arguments, those were ass chewings....."
                              Nick Saban 9/10/2016

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